Usain Bolt says he ate a thousand chicken nuggets during the 2008 Olympics
By Jay Busbee
Fourth-Place Medal

When you're an Olympic athlete, your body is a finely tuned machine, a precise instrument of competition dependent on exactly the correct mix of nutritional elements to fuel optimum results.

Unless you're Usain Bolt, in which case you just devour Chicken McNuggets by the truckful and outrun the entire planet anyway.